jokes about kids

Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... ...so he started poking holes in our condoms...
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I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshotI took my Call of Duty back to the shop today... I lost my virginity last nightWhen my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
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