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The 3 reasons why I don't give money to homeless people 1. They might buy drugs or alcohol with the money 2. I can buy drugs or alcohol with the money 3. I just don't want to
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.Mental backup in progress ... ... do not disturb.It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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