anniversary jokes

I left your Christmas gift under the tree. I hope you like it better than I did when I received it.
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I can't believe it's been over a year since I didn't become a better person..Nothing says "Let's celebrate America!" quite like drinking beer and playing with explosives.My dog died today so I buried him in the garden with my wife... It was pretty weird seeing her again to be honest.
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