breakup jokes

Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 percent end in death.
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You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands!Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.Saying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...
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