philosophical jokes one liners

Considering that most of the people are buried in suits, the zombie apocalypse is going to be quite a formal event.
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It's 2014. Can we get some colour photographs of the moon already?Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times... you're probably a woman.Once you start making Freudian slips, it's just one after a mother.
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